So, You Were Born In 1904!
First of all, wow! You’re old! Ha ha! No, really, I mean, you’re old in Hess years because Hess Toy Trucks were not born until 1964.
However, do not despair. By consulting with gerontologists, government census officials, psychiatrists, psychologists, the lady who does palm readings downtown next to the county jail, and some wise old-time hard-core Hess Toy Truck collectors, we have come up with an approximation of a Hess Truck model that reflects your birth year, and captures your essence in vintage Hess Truck lore.
Your Hess Truck Year: The answer that follows may surprise you.